Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
