But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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