I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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