blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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