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say what?
wanna hang out?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
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