AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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