i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
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You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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