so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
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it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
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So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.