i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
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when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic