Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?