that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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