i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
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I intend to get homeless drunk
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
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I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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