and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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