Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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