who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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