Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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