Where is the hickey?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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