Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
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I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
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it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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