so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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