How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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