She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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