I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.