Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
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We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
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You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
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