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  (650): View more from California

  So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.

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  (650): So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony. http://tfl.nu/uxe7
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  (609): View more from New Jersey

  how was your night?

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  well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?

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  (609): how was your night? (212): well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was? http://tfl.nu/mtku
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  (301): View more from Maryland

  I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are

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  (301): I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are http://tfl.nu/5z46
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  (740): View more from Ohio

  So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?

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  (740): So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot? http://tfl.nu/xzhr
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  (214): View more from Texas

  If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.

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  (214): If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class. http://tfl.nu/5suq
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  (618): View more from Illinois

  I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60

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  (618): I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60 http://tfl.nu/6i7r
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  (951): View more from California

  omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited

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  dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles

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  (951): omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited (951): dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles http://tfl.nu/4z6p
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  (719): View more from Colorado

  Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?

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  (719): Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person? http://tfl.nu/wrx6
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  (914): View more from New York

  probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.

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  (914): probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate. http://tfl.nu/x46r
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  (248): View more from Michigan

  Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.

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  (248): Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience. http://tfl.nu/5ghs
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  (859): View more from Kentucky

  I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...

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  (859): I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud... http://tfl.nu/ip6k
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  (805): View more from California

  getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine

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  (805): getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine http://tfl.nu/rtlz
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  (423): View more from Tennessee

  My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.

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  (423): My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more. http://tfl.nu/baeq
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  (860): View more from Connecticut

  A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....

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  (860): A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home.... http://tfl.nu/sz76
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  (415): View more from California

  God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport

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  (415): God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport http://tfl.nu/tt1b
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