I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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