get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
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Green mimosas i think yes
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
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Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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