i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
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This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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