Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
