I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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