he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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