I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
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martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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