NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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