I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Is Oprah even human
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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