Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
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All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
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Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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