Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
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Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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