i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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