Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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