Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
operation have a gay friend backfired
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
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pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Watching her eat just hurts me
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Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
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