Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize