Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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