Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I am midnight drunk by noon
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
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