Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
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you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
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he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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