I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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