hotel room ftw
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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