It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
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I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
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yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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