we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
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Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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