Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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