soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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