That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
if i can run in heels then i can drive
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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