Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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