I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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