Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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