I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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