My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
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