check it out our google latitudes are spooning
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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