nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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