why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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